"The Funny Joke Or Humorous Story Of The Week"

by John Glube, © 2003 and beyond, all rights reserved of
Head's Up - A Copywriter's Journal

Hello,

Ready to collect your 3 free rewards for passing on a smile?

The first step, enjoy this week's humorous story or funny joke. When I first read this particular funny joke, by an unknown author, it brought a big smile to my face. So, to quote Humphrey Bogart in Cassablanca, "Here's looking at you kid:"

Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline:

*  You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change.

*  Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.

*  The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.

*  When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.

*  The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.

*  You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once."

*  No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.

*  You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.

*  All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.

The next step. Know a friend whom you think would enjoy this funny joke or humorous story? Guess what? Simply recommend this site, pass on a good joke or humorous story, give your friend a smile and collect your 3 free rewards.

After you complete the recommend it form and press submit, you will be taken to a "Thank You Page." There you can collect a copy of:

- "E-zine Joint Venture Secrets" by Jason Potash. A short piece which can help stimulate your marketing neurons, even were you not publishing an e-zine;

- "The Greatest Marketing Secrets Of The Ages" by Yanik Silver. A strong title and Yanik's short study is worthy of the title; and

- "7 Ways To Double or Triple Your Downloads" by Yanik Silver. Yes, you guessed it ... so I thought why not pass it on.

(Want to know what the message to your friend looks like? Click Here)

Are you ready to pass on a smile to a friend and collect your 3 invaluable rewards to aid you in your own business?

You have my pledge to hold your and your friend's contact information in confidence.

I will not rent or sell your or your friend's contact information to a third party. I will not add your contact information to any of my other mailing lists without your prior consent. Your friend's contact information is simply held on file. To view my complete Privacy Policy Click Here.

Do you have a humorous story or funny joke? Why not send it along to me by email to:

mailto:humorous@learnsteps4profit.com?subject=Humorous_Story

And I will take a look. In your email message to me, include your name, email address, telephone number and the url for your web site.

Who knows, maybe your humorous story or funny joke will strike me the right way and I will post it online for you.

Until next time, remember,

"The only failure is never to have taken a risk at all. So, pick yourself up, dust yourself off and go at it again.  For, you will never know what you can do until you do it."

- the unknown Internet Warrior -

Kind regards,

John

P.S. I understand if you don't wish to send a "Recommend It" email to a friend. You can still collect your 3 rewards to help brighten your day. Simply Click Here.

P.P.S. The source for this week's funny joke? iCop's "Just Good Business". Not yet a member of the International Council of Online Professionals (iCop)? I can highly recommend this private member's site. Great resources, fine members and the price is right to boot! For all the details Click Here.

John Glube
Toronto, Canada

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